Archive for the ‘Infancy’ Category
After six to eight weeks of short breaks of silence as the only reward for good parenting, you begin to develop a bad attitude. You start calling your child names – at first innocuous ones, like “meanie” or maybe even “jerk,” but you quickly progress to inappropriate terms like “dickhead” and “ungrateful rat bastard.” Your […]
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Tags: fatherhood, infant tips, laughing baby, make your baby smile, parenthood, smiling, smiling babies, ten tips, tips for babies, when do babies smile
Gazongas!
I can’t really hold back anymore. I have to talk about them. There’s no way that you’re not wondering about them if you’re a dad-to-be. Your friends have probably told you about what happens. If you’re like me, and your wife was never all that busty, you may think it won’t really be that big […]
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Tags: boobies, breastfeeding, breasts, fatherhood
They mean well. I think.
I’m running up the basement stairs, with an extra lilt in my step. It is 9PM and I’ve just locked the back door. I’m about to be alone with my wife and Buster. As I skip with glee toward the main floor, my wife locks the front door and rests her back on it. She […]
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Tags: advice for new parents, fatherhood, first week of infancy, grandparents, infancy
The first five days
It’s incredibly tempting to give you the minute details of the first five days of my son’s life. It’s been incredible. Words of description lag by miles behind the joy. I’ve seen my wife as never before. I’ve seen myself as never before. In the shining grey pools of Buster’s eyes, I’ve seen promise, destiny, […]
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Tags: fatherhood, first week of infancy, infants, newborns, parenthood
I am currently teetering on the edge of consciousness. I am still processing the four days that have passed in the last 25 seconds. Or vice versa. I am not returning people’s congratulatory phone calls and emails for fear they will think I am wasted. Don’t get me wrong – I am having a great […]
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Tags: epiphanies, fatherhood, first week of parenthood, infant care, new baby, newborns
Oh man oh man oh BOY
Our healthy baby boy was delivered yesterday afternoon via C-section, and everything is great with Mom too. I am so very grateful. He is 7 lbs. 9 oz., and 19 inches long – not at all puny, I should note. What I shouldn’t note is the giant set of balls on the kid. But once […]
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Tags: birth, buster, c-section, caesarean section, delivery, fatherhood, it's a boy, new baby, she-ra
I just got a call back from the local police officer who runs the car seat safety check. (You can find yours here.) I had left a message on his voicemail according to instructions that had been listed there a previous week – to call “midday” on a certain day this month. I think I […]
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Tags: car seat, car seat safety, fatherhood, safety, safety officer